Skidfest to celebrate 20th year: China or platinum? We can never tell which is best.
University police issue tickets to cyclists: Students want to ride their bicycles, they want to ride their bikes.
UD, faculty union negotiating new contract: Students pray for lockout or a strike (we imagine).
Lacrosse earns first CAA win, beats UMass: Go Blue Hens.

Back from Iraq visit, Kaufman speaks to students: Delaware’s junior senator talks Middle East
Sunday parking fee goes into effect: City of Newark now charging for Sunday parking. Grrr…
Students shed sneakers for TOMS Shoes: Who is this Tom and why is he getting kids to take off their shoes?
Men’s and women’s track teams aim high: Fast, strong Blue Hens go for gold.

Students have to ‘Scrounge’ elsewhere on weekend: Scrounge closed on weekends. Is this news?
Education major sees 18% increase: Selling point – teachers do indeed get summers off.
Rugby team undefeated, ranks among nation’s elite: toughest guys on campus are a bunch of scrumbags
Blue Gold club’s future remains uncertain: Options may or may not include – rebirth of Stone Balloon, rebirth of Brickyard, giant liquor store.
Police charge teen with selling students car on craigslist: car thief is an idiot

Saturday class proposal likely dismissed, Apple says: “Dead on arrival” says Provost Tom Apple. Take that, education!
Single stream recycling succeeds in city at UD: Probably enough cans recycled in one week to build the Eiffel Tower.
Alum brings art-friendly atmosphere to Wilmington: New Wilmington Art Association setting up shop in, you guessed it, Wilmington.
Train accident victim remembered by friends: Ines Fazlic remembered as loyal friend, bright, wonderful.

Plans for science building on track for 2013 completion: Building still unnamed – it’s yours for about 20 million dollars.
Volleyball rallies to beat North Carolina: Blue Hens ‘feather’ and ‘tar’ UNC (rimshot).
Mandatory winter session proposed for struggling freshman: UD’s Siberia awaits those w/poor grades.

University’s Second Life in cyberspace: Virtual UD campus online also does not feature enough courses offered or lab space (we kid b/c we love).
University sophomore talks health with Rachael Ray: Health? Isn’t Rachael Ray a spokeswoman for Dunkin’ Donuts?
After Rodney Gym closes, officials seek replacement: No complaints here – well done, UD.
Casey Howard leads field hocket to 5-2 start: Senior captain leads Blue Hens into conference play.
Volleyball rallies to beat North Carolina: Over 2,500 cheer as UD comes from 2 sets behind for the win.

New book portrays Delaware as fantasyland: No sales tax, reasonable standard of living, get to the beach in a hour – we agree.
Miss Delaware returns to UD: Back to class for beauty queen.
UD primary bidder for Chrysler site, Funk says: Newark mayor gives the scoop.
After University officials complain, Twitter bans Harker impersonator: Gasp! Online persona not congruous to real life.
IHOP no longer planned to replace Korner Diner: IHOP still looking for Main St. locale.

UD task force braces for fall outbreak of H1N1: The swine is back.
Delaware success attracts transfers: UD Athletics benefits.
Name of UD vs. DSU trophy announced: Thankfully it’s not “Battle for the Saddle.”
“Cups” author shares story: Greg Mortenson tells students, “To succeed, you must fail sometimes.”

Freshman class largest in UD history: That’s a lot of kids.
Gilbert demolition to continue through November: Still no one know what’s going in its place.
Newark resident shoots tv pilot on Main Street: Take out the word ‘tv’ in the headline and you have quite the juicy story.
UD’s community garden grows enough to feed 12,000: Our garden’s bigger than yours.
Students redesign Wii to help disabled: El Dorado exists – video games and schoolwork coexist peacefull!

Harker’s pay ranks 3rd for public universities: UD President Pat Harker making the big bucks.
Athletic programs competing against economy: A lovely welcome to new Athletic Director Bernard Muir.
Griffin family sues fraternity over son’s death: Wrongful death suit filed vs. Sigma Alpha Mu.
Year in Review: A look back on the school year on campus.